these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
