woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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