do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so let's talk penis.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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