you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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