She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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