Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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