Nicole vs. Life
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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