Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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