i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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