it wasn't lemon gatorade
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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