I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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