apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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