He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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