everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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