I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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