I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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