Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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So squirting runs in the family.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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