Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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