Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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