I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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