Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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