Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My ass is underappreciated
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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