Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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