Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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