guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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