yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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