You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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