At least make sure they are 18
Why
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
