If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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