does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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