About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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