He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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