just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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