He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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