You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
