WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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