when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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