I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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