Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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