i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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