Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You need Xanax blowdarts
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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