he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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