we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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