Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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