literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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