Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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