I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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