STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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