Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
and you fell through a lawn chair
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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