I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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