He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I love you.
Bad choice
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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