i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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