I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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