i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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