I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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