Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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