I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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